Typical Business

You see a gorgeous girl at a party
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That is Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, “He is very rich. Marry him.” That is Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me!” That is Telemarketing.

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?” That is Public Relations.

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich.” That is Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me.” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That is Customer Feedback!!!



On Menu

To impress his date, a young man took her to a very classy Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.

“We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said.

“Sorry, sir,” say the waiter. “That’s the owner.”